The Bronx Zoo has you covered this Valentine’s Day; For $10, you can name one of with their Madagascar hissing cockroaches after your Valentine, and they’ll receive a digital certificate like this one, proof of your love as resilient as a roach infestation. For $25, you can name the cockroach, and get a box of chocolates from NuNu Chocolates in Brooklyn.
The Zoo makes a compelling argument for this gift idea:”The donation made in your honor will help the Wildlife Conservation Society conserve species big and small,beautiful and damned. And as creatures known for being resilient, resourceful, and generally quite plentiful, cockroaches are a vital and unforgettable part of our ecosystem. That’s why it’s a great honor to have one named just for you.”
Does this great honor appeal to you? Purchase a certificate before they sell out here.
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