There’s a hot new rumor on the street that Lady Gaga is going to perform at the Super Bowl this year, which is kind of a bummer seeing as her new single, “Perfect Illusion,” is really lame.
It’s also a big bummer for Taylor Swift, who was allegedly being considered to perform at the Super Bowl until she was publicly exposed as a snake and started aggressively dating some old-ish British dude to try and distract us from her public relations nightmare, which coincidentally only created a larger public relations nightmare.
But do you know who this news isn’t a bummer for?
Jorts.
In the past week, Lady Gaga has worn a lot of jorts.
She wore them to a radio station, she wore them just to walk around town, and she even wore them to fashion week.
the musical and aesthetic statement that Lady Gaga has returned with can be summed up in one word: jorts pic.twitter.com/iCN8eQofhg
— Al Shipley (@alshipley) September 9, 2016
At least Lady Gaga performing at the Super Bowl is good news for somebody.
[H/T US Weekly]
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